📝 10 November 2024

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The moment has arrived—my prayers have been answered! Great things are always worth waiting for, and I shine like a star 🤩

Sybille surprised me in a way I hadn't expected. She gifted me a red car—appropriately, a Ferrari 🏎️

It’s a mega-hit, a perfect blend of a Harley Davidson and a Super Truck 😁

She arranged for an entire film crew to accompany us to celebrate my big trip 🎬

I was invited right away, and fittingly, I was surrounded by beautiful women—Sophia and Rapunzel—right by my side 😍

Then she arrived in tow with that freaky guy, Joe le Taxi 🤨 It was outrageous; I wouldn’t say I appreciated this wannabe stealing the spotlight from me at the end.

I gave him my famous killer look 😇 I was just about to have his foot in my mouth when Sybille decided to invite him. Haha 😆 I’ll never forget Sybille’s expression and the famous line, “Stop it now!” 🤣

Nobody can take her seriously with such a sing-song voice. But she added, “Or I will kill you,” afterwards 😱 The lady isn’t like that; she probably thinks I don’t understand English 😤

She settled Joe, the gnome, into the driver's seat beside her. The film crew was primed and ready to roll as the gates swung open. We took off at full speed, and without warning, Joe was launched from his seat 🤣 He soared up and dangled helplessly in his harness beside my car 🤣

Panic washed over Sybille, the Irishman, his film crew, and Anna, who sprinted to save the dwarf.

In the end, nothing serious happened, but it was hilarious! I laughed so hard that I peed my pants! Hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

Finally, we were off, and it was fantastic 🤩 The wind blew through my hair, and beautiful women surrounded me. We were flanked by three mopeds with cameras—one on the right, one on the left, and one behind us.

Sybille is a great driver, and I loved catching the scent of her delicate perfume 🥰mixed with an undertone of something unpleasant (someone always seems to poop 💩 and smear it on her legs) and a lot of sweat. I wonder why all these two-legged friends sweat so much; it’s a bit gross but also deliciously salty 😋

The day ended with Robyn, the dog trainer. I behaved my best and received a delicate massage from her gentle hands 😍

My nemesis, Tobey, on the other hand, had to go to dog school.

That aggressive idiot can't seem to pretend to be anything else.

But really, it's all Sybille's fault 🤔; she tries to protect him too much and constantly hyperventilates whenever visitors approach Tobey's kitchen paradise. This makes him think he needs to defend our boss, and he gives the intruders a serious "going over." 💪🏼 While his macho behaviour is understandable, he and Sybille are undergoing training for decompression, anti-hyperventilation, and anti-aggression 🤭

Honestly, it's so classic how dogs get all the teaching while humans fumble through life 😠

I plan to be a human trainer in my next life, but for now, I will be a star 😊

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