📝 13 March 2025

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The Best Comes Last!

Good things take time. Patience pays off 🥳

I could throw out a thousand of these phrases, but enough talking – it’s time to celebrate because IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! The world is finally paying attention – TO ME 🎉

I’m on the COVER of a German magazine! Yes, me and Sybille – right underneath a delicious-looking goulash 😍🍖

And the most important thing: Out of all 25 household members – including that little brat Frederick the cat – I made it to the cover 🗞️🍾 Deserving the spotlight, as I should 😁

Okay, I admit it – it’s a magazine mostly read by older women. But hey, that’s a classy audience, not some random riffraff 🤪 They still know how to appreciate true style.

But of course – because this is my life – things couldn’t just go smoothly 😱😡😤

Sybille tried to hide it from me! She thought I wouldn’t find out. Ha! I stalked her phone and uncovered some shocking truths! For me as a personality. For me as an independent dog 😫

People adore me, my charisma blinds them. But then I find out… my fans think I’m a girl 😱😱😱

EXCUSE ME?! Just because of my fluffy white fur and long-haired ears? Seriously? The coolest dudes have long hair! And now I’m being downgraded to a lady 😖

And don’t even start with your talk about emancipation and feminism – I don’t care! I’m Bobbles. The One. The Unmistakable 😠

Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I’m missing a couple of small body parts (thanks for that, vet), but that doesn’t change the facts: I’m still MAN enough 💪🏼

While I passionately dictate all this, Sybille raises an eyebrow 🫣 She listens silently to my rant. Nobody, and I mean nobody, argues with Sybille about women’s rights. Not even me. So, I give her my most loving, heart-melting look 😍 And she keeps typing, no comments, no questions. That’s love 🤗

But still – it was International Women’s Day recently. Makes you think, though: just one day out of 365? That’s rough. Definitely a minority 😂

And after these wise words, Sybille drops another comment from a fan on me: “Oh, what a sweet little Bobblephant!” 🐘 THAT’S IT 😩 I seriously need a plan to reclaim my masculinity 😎

But now, onto the really important news: Our boss is miles away. ✈️ She just took little Pippilotta to her new family in another country. 🍀 I know how hard that was for her – even though Pippi now has a wonderful home. But one thing I know for sure: Sybille would do the same for any of us. 💖

Luckily, we’re staying here – forever. I’ve always said it: Anyone who learns to walk is out of luck 😆

In the meantime, we’ve been running circles around our caretakers – Rainer, Marcus, Lena, and Anna. But only at night when they don’t notice – we want Sybille to enjoy her peaceful time away 🤗

The one and only Bobbles, the Masculine 🐶❤️

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