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  • Writer's pictureBobbles

๐Ÿ“ 15 April 2023

auf deutsch & in english ๐Ÿ˜˜

We became famous overnight, and it had nothing to do with me ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก

It's unbelievable ๐Ÿคฌ

Not even with our original account... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ no, with the cripples at Sybille's home ๐Ÿ˜ซ

Some things don't exist!

I've been thinking for a long time about whether I should even share with you ๐Ÿง

You used to ask if anything happened if I didn't get in touch, but now it's just the icy wind of public disinterest blowing in my face ๐Ÿ˜ข

So it's time to write down my thought and get myself back in the forefront ๐Ÿค”

So one day, some ole bitch in need shows up off the street, and she was hanging out with a well-known 2-legged one from the island.

Sybille offered her helpโ—๏ธwithout talking it over with usโ—๏ธand suddenly everyone knew us ๐Ÿคจ.

This old lady can't walk... so what? Nobody can walk normally here; it's nothing special ๐Ÿ˜ก

I did learn again, though, sometimes and rather less ๐Ÿ™ƒ but that would be worth a story!

This coffin dodger is all misshapen, looks like a fat sausage with stubby legs and has ears like Yoda. Her tongue hangs out all day, and everyone says: That's so cute!

That's not cute; that's disgusting ๐Ÿคฎ Her tongue hangs out because she has no teeth left ๐Ÿคข.

Of course, Sybille has given out another of her glorious names; every douchebag here gets one: O'Malley, Tobey Maguire, Tom Holland, Arya etc. and the new one is called Miss Marple.

Only me; I'm called Bobbles, the nice fat chap next door, or Bobbelinchen if you like. It's so humiliating ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Okay, Orange has hit it hard, too; her name is like her hair colour ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚ As Sybille lovingly says, Orange only has butterflies and flowers in her head. I'd rather say it's just cotton wool in there, but you can talk yourself into it ๐Ÿคช

The famous guy was even here and ultimately left me out ๐Ÿ˜ค He was dealing with Tobey Maguire. Of course, who else!?

I only saw Miss Marple once. She was carried right past me so I wouldn't bite her head like I do to everyone, as a greeting ritual ๐Ÿ˜‡ Now she gets to stay home with Sybille, she's done it, and old Samy has fallen in love with her๐Ÿคฆ

The whole affair is bitter. No one cares anymore about me ๐Ÿ˜” Losing fame, reputation and the love of my loyal fans overnight, who will bear that? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Even with my Rapunzel, I'm turned off ๐Ÿ’” She's after Tobey Maguire now and thinks I don't see it when she squeals around him. Women are so sly! If someone comes along with more muscles and rowdy charm, a guy like me is written off right away ๐Ÿ˜–

And in the misery, Sybille comes, pats my naked belly and croons: I love you so much โค๏ธ

But that really only makes it a little better...

Your highly melancholic and frustrated Bobbles โค๏ธ๐Ÿถ

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