š 16 July 2022
- Bobbles

- Jul 16, 2022
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 29, 2023
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Gosh, pure excitement at the beginning of the month 𤩠Our landlady, came š¤
Great, I thought... I'll show her all the places I like to pee āŗļø I'll proudly show her the scrapes on the doors I conjure up when my guards lock me away again š I'll show her around and push the riffraff aside carelessly š
Then I'll glamour her and lovingly lick her legs š Maybe she can convince Julia and Sybille to give me my due freedoms and show me a little more respect š¤ Oh, I was soooo looking forward to this and as usual, my dreams were viciously dashed š”
They took us away š© awful, like in a cattle transport. I've been humiliated many times before, but this surpassed everythingāļø.
Dragged into the car with Rapunzelchen, and then, off we went ššØ far away.
(OK, I had an extremely great morning with Marcus on a beautiful beach š but the old bags don't need to know that).
Even my nemesis O'Malley was harnessed into a cart and dragged away š° Julia had him firmly in her grasp. Only our ever-cheerful princess Nala šøš» ran happily after him š¤¦š» A pitiful sight š¤
Talked about us before as if I hadn't heard it: when the landlady comes, the troublemakers have to go; they only cause stress š”š±š„ŗ
When we were allowed to come back, Sybille had a fat grin on her face š²
Everything had gone wonderfully, and all the hairy noses were so sweet šš
And then she said: My God, thank goodness the "worst case" scenario didn't happen- Bobbles & Co. would have been there, kick up a stink, and Bobbles would have peed on our landlady's feet.
Helllloooo, that was precisely the planā¼ļøš.
But who got to stay here āļø Mr Charming, Mr Handsome, Mr I'm Just Great, Mr Captain America ā”ļøš EVANS!!!!!
As a model dog š¶ because he's always so charming 𤮠They're crazy, the girls!!!!
And he actually moved in here, IN MY HOUSE. Lying around with me in the living room and flirting with my girls š
Where have the good times gone š©
Ok, I think he's pretty cool too, but shhh š don't tell anyone. I'm going to copy his bedroom look a bit, hehe.
Besides, he seems to be a real bully š¤ The two of us have become a super team to chase away the sh...mutts on the street š He can rumble so beautifully š
Hihi, Evans will soon get one on the roof from our keepers Julia and Sybille, too š
The one who is always hidden - your Bobbles ā¤ļøš¶



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