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  • Writer's pictureBobbles

๐Ÿ“ 18 February 2023

auf deutsch & in english ๐Ÿ˜˜

A miracle has happened ๐Ÿ˜ƒ or instead, even 3!

Number 1: I no longer have to pee so much! Yay ๐Ÿฅณ I have become an typical dog. Well, typical, of course not; I am the perfect dog ๐Ÿ˜.

Sybille prescribed me medicine, and I guess you can only get that in the country where she comes from. So her friend Petra, a human doctor too, bought it for me. Sybille now keeps muttering that I'm the $1 million ๐Ÿ’ฐ dog. Of course! For the best, only the best... ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Number 2: My Anna flew the pills all the way to me, and she will stay with us for a very long time. Just for me ๐Ÿฅฐ Unfortunately, she has to live with grumpy Hanna and only comes when it's light, which does not suit me. But as Marcus always says, you have to swallow a toad ๐Ÿธ

Since I take the pills ๐Ÿ’Š I no longer have such a thirst and make much less pee.

No more hours of pee orgies, not so many bubble baths and never nappies again ๐Ÿฅณโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฅณโ€ผ๏ธ

Sybille explained that I am missing a hormone in my head, and now I get that as medicine. Are you crazy? With me, nothing is missing ๐Ÿคจ My brain power is so enormous, my head can also not think of every unimportant stuff and produce dubious hormones. Therefore, there is the finest medicine for above-average, highly gifted dogs like me ๐Ÿคฉ

Number 3: Orange is back ๐Ÿ˜Œ She had escaped the whole night ๐Ÿ˜ณ Sybille was beside herself with worry. Organe has probably sneaked out ๐Ÿค” when our boss drove from the yard.

Everyone was here to search ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ Sybille drove around with Marcus, and Anna waited with us. Our boss has decided to live with us until we have Orange back ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜.

And what does the stupid turkey do? She just stands in front of the gate as if nothing had happened ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป

I scream: Orange disappear again โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคช

My Anna has really nasty grumbled at me ๐Ÿฅบ But she can not possibly understand me ๐Ÿง

In no time, our boss and Marcus drove up in the old rattletrap ๐Ÿš—. From the dream that Sybille would sleep the following weeks, months, and years with us ๐Ÿ˜ฉ But Sybille was so happy; to see and hear how she hums with her singsong tune Orange Orange was lovely ๐Ÿฅฐ

Orange looked like a filthy pig ๐Ÿ’ฉ

And of course, we don't know about anything because her lousy brain ๐Ÿง  forgot about all her nighttime adventures โ˜น๏ธ Just one light moment when she left our paradise to explore the world. And that was probably quite different than the bipeds think ๐Ÿ˜‡

Our Orange is pretty simple-minded; in her head is only a colourful flower meadow ๐ŸŒธ ... but there is the broken fence at the ghost houses, and who knows, maybe they whispered to our Orange at night, it's over there ๐Ÿคญ

The whole truth will never come out ๐Ÿ˜ but the fence will be fixed anyway.

Your relieved & happy Bobbles ๐Ÿถโค๏ธ

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