š 2 April 2022
- Bobbles

- Apr 1, 2022
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Updated: Apr 29, 2023
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My life is a drama. It's terrible š«š±
I was sooo happy, and the times were sooo lovely. Anna and Alex were by my side ā¤ļø and now everything is different...
It all started quite harmlessly.
Rainer cut my hair šš»āļø Bobbelchen, he said, we have to cut your wet areas again - belly, legs, butt.
I loll around comfortably and let him do it.
Slumbering slightly away, I didn't mind as he worked nimbly on my head. Snip snip; it was airy afterwards.
I didn't realise the full extent until the next day šØ
Evil was on my mind as Anna, Julia and Sybille stared at me š A soundless scream formed on their faces, white as a sheet, close to fainting š§
Rainer cut everything off ā¼ļø including my beard and fuzzy ears š© All in a pathetic stubble-step cut.
Oh my god š¢ but what was I supposed to do. Rainer is almost bald himself and not at all fashion-conscious š
Sybille patted me and purred; it's growing again. But I saw her and Julia exchanging glances. I am DEFORMED. What a shame š«
Of course, that's not enough.
That mangy wannabe Mister Supercool Evans š comes to visit every day nowāļøThat's the white boardwalk mix from the shelter. The cripple can't walk either but is happy to let his six-pack play šŖš¼ He spends the whole day in the sun āļø and turns on the girls. My little Rapunzel has completely lost his head and is raving about him. He can go fuck himself š”
So I casually stand at the water bowl every day; I can stand on four legs after all š.
But what can I say? I've become a joke š¤š Stubbly short haircut on my belly, legs and bottom, bald head, plus these ridiculous nappies. What a misery š©
But the worst thing is, not only have my godparents left; SHE's gone too š³ So far away š First my Julchen last year and now my Bille. I can't stand it š
Deeply immersed in my grief, Julia then shamelessly took advantage of it to remove my last dignity š„ She took away my previous stubble. With shining eyes, she shaved my bottom bare like a suckling pig š·
I live in a dictatorship and am powerless š„ŗ
Your sad and disfigured Bobbles š¶ā¤ļø



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