📝 2 October 2025

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Here I am again 🤗


Yeah, yeah, I know – it’s been a while. But this island of death will drive me insane one day 😣

Orange 🍊 is gone, and I needed a few months to recover. She’s now at that cool place you can only reach with the magic hot air balloon 🎈 She’s probably playing on a colorful meadow with Mr. Flea, Master Eder, Dancing Marie, Samy, Lilo – and who knows who else.

And honestly, where else would our big girl fit better than in a world full of flowers 🌸 and butterflies 🦋 inside her head? To put it straight: after her illness she wasn’t all there anymore 🤪 But she was sweet as sugar 💖 Whenever I stood behind her and gave a little grunt, she jumped a whole meter in the air. Her upper lip would twitch like crazy 😂 Scaredy-cat, that girl.

Sybille cried a lot when Orange died. But only a short time later she put on her “chief doctor face.” I knew instantly: trouble ahead 😱


She started to examine all of us. Anna wrestled me to the ground 😡 Sybille locked my paw like a vice, and then she stabbed a needle right through my fur into my blood – and drained it 😤 Since then I’m forever traumatized by our Boss and her accomplice Anna. Together they are my very own torture team 😫 Of course nothing came out of it. I could’ve told her that before – but Sybille doesn’t listen once she gets something into her head 😠

The only one who got away was old Tobey Maguire. That cool dude fought like a grown-up kangaroo 🦘 Anna couldn’t hold him. He slipped away like a slimy banana 🍌 and kicked around with his muscular back legs until he literally sent our Boss flying 🙌 Even Sybille had to give up. And me? I still wonder why I let her do everything to me without fighting back. Now I’m missing 2 ml of blood – lucky me I didn’t die from it 🤨

Anyway, I don’t really get life here 🤔 It’s like: one goes, two new ones come in. Since Master Eder and Orange flew away with the balloon, the house is packed. Four newbies – and three of them are white 😳 Never happened before. And if that’s politically correct these days, I have my doubts 🧐


To keep the diversity quota alive, Sybille brought one of the infamous Beach Boys into my villa: the Black Diaper Man 🫣 Yes indeed – Neo. Jet black, rolling around in his wheelchair, always with a diaper around his willy. His spine is broken so badly he can’t pull it back in. Well, I’d say: show what you’ve got 😏 But Sybille hides his thing in a diaper.

Back to the newbies.


Of course, the most handsome one lives in her house: Aramis 🤴 Snow-white, his fur shining like fresh snowflakes in the sun. The guy ran headfirst into a motorbike – clever move 😅 But with our Boss he learned to walk again. Which means, I hope he leaves soon. Because the rule is: if you walk, you walk away. Pippilotta even got shipped to the other side of the world. But I heard she’s happy there 😍

Then there’s little Mr. Stringer. He couldn’t walk either. Thanks to our Boss he’s on the way up. Rumor says he’s a mini-Bobbles 😯 He even copied my stomping walk and pees while walking. Excuse me?! Copycats are the biggest losers 😤 And his fur? Just fluff. A crazy dust broom like him can’t compete with me 😎

The sweetest of them all is a little scruffy skinny girl – Twiggy 💖 She smells so good and sings the Wahuawauwau-song in a beautiful soprano 🎶 Sadly she lives back with the common folks in O’Malley’s garden.

The only non-white is red Robber 🐕 Badly hit. Neurological shutdown, outcome unknown. Sometimes he jerks like his paw is stuck in a socket 🤪 Sybille gives her best, and I hope for the best.

But still – way too many guys here 🧐

And then Sybille got a tattoo – of our Lilo ❤️ Beautiful. Because now, whenever Sybille strokes me, Lilo smiles at me from her forearm. I’ll convince her to get one of me too. Best place would be her little belly roll 😆 Yeah, I know what you want to say: “Nooo, Sybille doesn’t have a belly roll!” But yes, she does! I knew her back when she had a six-pack. That’s how I met her. But since she’s over 50, she has this really nice little roll of fat 😂 Perfect spot for me. When she laughs, I could bounce up and down on her belly like a trampoline 🤣 That would be amazing 🤩

Yours, extremely witty Bobbles 🐶❤️

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