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๐Ÿ“ 21 January 2023

auf deutsch & in english ๐Ÿ˜˜

My life is a disaster ๐Ÿ˜ฉ incredible women ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ are currently cavorting around me ๐Ÿ˜ I look like a fool ๐Ÿ˜ค and they want to educate me too ๐Ÿค” Helloooo, are you kidding me โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ

Sybille unpacked her hair-cutting machine, and off we went. She cut my butt again airy, in the heat, a incredible relief ๐Ÿ˜Ž

She has combs, brushes, finest utensils unpacked, my long hair untangled, purr,... and then, she has worked her way forward ๐Ÿ˜ณ

So fast I could not look, schwuppdiwupp, and my short hair hairstylist was ready ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

While before I looked like a daring pirate ๐Ÿดโ˜ ๏ธ now I look like a first grader with a pot cut ๐Ÿ˜ก ...

It's pathetic; no chance with the girls anymore; I barely pass as a lovable chubby ๐Ÿฅบ And the girls are top-notch ๐Ÿ˜

There's Jana; she studies everything there is to know about us in the city with the pretzels ๐Ÿฅจ if we're ever sick, and she always tickles so nicely with her long hair ๐Ÿฅฐ

Cindy and Antje have made only a short trip to us. Too bad, because Cindy sometimes looks so wonderfully annoyed ๐Ÿ˜‚

And then there is Marion. I thought she was really nice... but she wants to teach me manners ๐Ÿคจ and our boss simultaneously. She supposedly lets us get away with too much ๐Ÿคช Marion, I know all that, but I DON'T WANT TO ๐Ÿ˜ฃโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

She uses such brutal methods as love withdrawal and water splashing ๐Ÿ˜จ Degrading ๐Ÿ˜  I think I will contact Peta and the Geneva Human Rights Commission. What applies to bipeds applies double to quadrupedsโ—๏ธDie should put her in as soon as possible the handicraft ๐Ÿง

Marion has a film dog agency, and for that, I am precisely her man ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I have to make her understand that I was born a star ๐Ÿคฉ even without her ridiculous educational measures.

Besides, Daniel is there ๐Ÿ˜Š Boah, he has muscles ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ it is even Tobey envious. As if carved out of stone! He doesn't groan when he lifts me up, and he casually carries our Rapunzelchen under his arm like a squeaky little handbag ๐Ÿ™ƒ.

In the meantime, Sybille has also smuggled a new one past me again ๐Ÿคจ

Master Eder, he yodels pretty wonderfully, a real musician ๐ŸŽถ

He does look a bit freaky, and has four totally crooked feet, but luckily he lives out back with the idiot O'Malley and doesn't bother me ๐Ÿ˜Œ

The other day we were all singing along with him ๐ŸŽค when Marcus was at dinner. Didn't think Marcus was funny at all, but we thought it was great ๐Ÿฅณ We're a great choir ๐Ÿคฉ

With Marion's contacts, we might be performing my Bobbles musical on Broadway soon. Me and my background choir ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅฐ World - I'm coming ๐Ÿฅณโ—๏ธ

Your dreamy Bobbles โค๏ธ๐Ÿถ

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