Bobbles
- 3 min read

📝 25 December 2022

auf deutsch & in english 😘

Now he's here 😱 I was soooo hoping it wouldn't happen, but now he's here, Tobey Maguire biped 😩

I had prayed she would just forget about him... of course, our boss never forgets any of us 😬 We all know him from that awful place, and Sybille has known him even longer than me 🤨

Now he is the new star in the SDS house 😤

Sybille found him at the shelter years ago; they had already amputated one of his front legs. A big car drove over him, and his front legs looked really bad, pretty muddy 🤢 A dog with only two legs don't work, they said, so they just left one on the front 😳 But that got rotten, and then our boss said she'll take care of Tobey (what else...), but the 2nd leg has to come off too❗️

Tobey Maguire really only has two legs now and hops like a kangaroo 🦘 He's a real cowboy rowdy 🤠 doesn't leave anything scorched and has everything under control 💪🏼 If there's food, he'll be first 😠 If our boss is around, he'll be first. No one gets past him 😡 It's always been that way, even in this damn shelter.

Tobey is not even incontinent, and Arya said to Orange: finally, a real crack butt; she must be crazy 🤬😤.

And because he is not compatible with us boys, he now has his own giant room... 🤯

I had tried to get close to him, so I would have heated him up. Entirely innocent and mildly smiling, I beamed Sybille with big eyes 😇 so that she let him alone with us. Of course, our boss saw right through me and didn't let me anywhere near him 🧐

And now I ask the master question 👆 How is it that the men here in the house have glorious names like Mr O'Malley, Captain Evans America, and Tobey Maguire Two-Leg ⁉️⁉️⁉️

While my name is Bobbles, or worse, Bobbelinchen 🤮 and sometimes BOOOOBBLES 🤬.

What is wrong 😫 ???

The idiots don't have a hair problem, either. It's raining a lot at the moment, and Sybille slipped out: I already stink like Mr Flea, like an old sofa 😣 She shaved that one completely bald 😱 ?

But I got something better - a hair dryer. After my daily shower, I sit in a warm breeze as if in the fierce summer wind. My hair blows elegantly, and Sybille ruffles it with her fingers 🙃 hi, hi.

May I just be second fiddle right now, but no one is as hot hot stylish as me in this house 🤩

I don't want to be so grumpy because Christmas is here again 🎄🥰 and we got a beautiful gift 🎁 Lena! She is the godmother of O'Malley, but still sooo sweet, sugar-sweet and there for all of us 💝

Sybille told us Christmas is the celebration of love ❤️ and the only way to get love is to give it away. Love you give always comes back to you 🥰 she says.

How great 😍 So I've discovered the dearer I am, the more attentive the bipeds are 😘 Our boss purrs with me intermittently in an unknown lovely language, Leni cuddles my belly for hours, and Marcus lifts me much more elatedly into the air. Too bad we don't always have Christmas❣️

Your contemplative cuddly Bobbles ❤️🐶