📝 3 June 2026

Bobbles
5 days ago
2 min read

auf deutsch & in english 😘

Good Lord, WHO IS THIS GUY???

This is ridiculous. Completely unrealistic.

Who on earth is Garrett Graham?

I can't hear that name one more time 😩😤

The girls in my villa have been dancing all day long to this ancient song, Dancing with Myself. Seriously, our ancestors weren't even born when that came out 😳

And over and over again I hear that name 🤮 Garrett Graham.

Right in the middle of it all is our Boss with that weird grin on her face 🤨 I mean, Sybille is 53. In dog years that's about as old as Methuselah 😂 And don't even get me started on the other old ladies around here: Duchesse, Miss Marple and Grandma Tuk Tuk.

Honestly, I never saw this coming. The girls in this house have completely lost their minds.

If you're wondering what I've been forced to put up with for days now: there's a series called Off Campus running on our computer. It’s about completely fictional people. Muscular, ridiculously handsome young men who fall in love and are, naturally, all soooo unbelievably nice 😬🤮

Girls, people like that do not exist in real life ❗️

And naturally they're all super cool because they play hockey 🏒 and spend half their lives walking around shirtless 💪🏼

That muscle definition is completely unrealistic. Abs like that don't exist. I should know. I've spent years trying. The only thing I managed to achieve was a small, round belly 🤭

At least us boys are sticking together now. Even O'Malley just wrinkles his nose whenever the name comes up. For once, we're all in agreement 🥰

Only our handsome Tobey Maguire is already thinking: "If Formula 1 doesn't work out, I'll become a hockey player." Yeah, right, buddy. Without arms 🤦 I'd love to see that 😂 Then again... that guy is so ridiculously cool he would probably find a way to pull it off 😱

So clearly I need to take matters into my own paws.

Some people claim I look like a little polar bear 🐻‍❄️

So I'm going to Canada. I have absolutely no idea whether there are any polar bears there, but I will become the first of my kind to sign up for a hockey league 🏒

To compete with this fictional pretty boy, I'd really need a head full of curls. Unfortunately, our Boss cut off all my hair ✂️ All she left me with was a stubbly little haircut 😫 But I'll show this Garrett where the hockey sticks hang 😈

Because if I hear that name one more time, I'm going to lose it.

At this rate, Sybille will name the next dog that moves into this house Garrett 🤮 And sooner or later there'll probably be a Graham too 😨 Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Just like Tom and Hardy 😠

And the only thing missing now is some two-legged guy showing up one day thinking he's the new Garrett Graham around here.

Dear Lord 😟 Oh well. I'll do what I always do. Act nice 😇 and then bite his hand off 🤣 Then we'll see what he's really made of 💪🏼

Your unbelievably pissed-off Bobbles 🐶❤️

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