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๐Ÿ“ 3 September 2022

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Man time, Juuhuuu, for real, guys ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ•

Sybille, our big boss, had to travel again for her two-leg company โœˆ๏ธ

And so the cool guys, Me, Rainer and Marcus, were all alone and let the sow out ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿปย 

Well, almost; O'Malley's wannabe boy band and our girl gang were in on the action.ย 

Is the cat ๐Ÿ˜บ out of the house dancing with the mice ๐Ÿญ on the table, hihi.

Ok, ok, Sybille has called every morning and checked that we do not do shit ๐Ÿ™ˆ and always asked each of us how he is doing โ˜บ๏ธย 

Oh, how I missed her โค๏ธ

Our big little girl has become a real jet setter.

She was in Munich. The land where beer ๐Ÿป and sausages ๐ŸŒญ flow. Pretzels ๐Ÿฅจ grow on the trees and baking chicken ๐Ÿ— fly through the air. A Bobbles dream come true ๐Ÿ˜.

And stories she told us on the phone, wow. Evenings with princes ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿฝfrom the Orient and chanterelles ๐Ÿ„, a cowboy ๐Ÿค  who wanted to whisk her away on a ship to Italy and old ladies ๐Ÿง๐Ÿปโ™€๏ธ who have already shared lipstick ๐Ÿ’„ with Mickey Rourke.

I really need to keep losing weight to fit on the plane โœˆ๏ธ so I can finally join them.ย 

Rich and famous we could both become. Quite charmingly, I would introduce Sybille as my muse at my book readings ๐Ÿฅฐย 

Munich, helloooo ๐Ÿค— I have already picked out great leather pants with Marcus. And fancy dirndls for my entourage: Squeaky Rapunzelchen, Sophia and the crazy Tanzmarie, the old dancing queen,๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป always great.

But what's the point of all that filthy lucre when great happiness is so close?ย 

Sybille is back, in short pants, a dirty shirt and bare feet. So I like her best, then I can lick her legs incredibly well.

And she had a big surprise for us ๐Ÿฅณ a glitter silver machine.

I still thought, a microphone ๐ŸŽค for me, so I can finally pass on all my life wisdom as a podcast to you.

... but, she grabbed Mr Flea ๐Ÿ˜ณ Oh God, and after that, he was naked ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Completely naked in not even 10 min. Like a sheep, she shaved him bald ๐Ÿ˜ฐ and old shit, how much fur he had, to be envious ๐Ÿค”

A whole dog sweater army we could knit from it. Great business idea ๐Ÿค‘but "Old Dog Spice" would take us no one. Boah, the wool smells like a wet, damp sofa ๐Ÿคข Last but not least, it was slathered with scented shampoo. Panicked, I looked for a place to hide ๐Ÿ˜ง because even O'Malley and I agreed on this - WE DON'Tโ€ผ๏ธ I covered my eyes with my paws so she wouldn't see me. Nothing happens, fortunately, ๐Ÿ˜œ

But lately, Sybille has been very thoughtful and sometimes mumbles to herself. So, I bravely came out of my hiding place and cuddled up to her hard so she knew she was not alone.

Your faithful and still hairy Bobbles โค๏ธ๐Ÿถ

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