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๐Ÿ“ 25 June 2022

auf deutsch & in english ๐Ÿ˜˜

I'm back ๐Ÿคฉ Yippeeee ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜

I wasn't doing so well ๐Ÿ˜ข well actually, I was, but the two-legged ones made me fuzzy ๐Ÿ˜  and triggered writer's block ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

So first things first...

Nora and Max were back โค๏ธ only they weren't around the house much at all ๐Ÿ˜ข They had better things to do with Hanna, the wrinkle-head. I would instead call her a bitch troll ๐Ÿ‘น. Sometimes this nasty beast is our daily guest. Comes in the morning and hangs out on the sofa all day ๐Ÿ› Then she looks down on us arrogantly and mobs us ๐Ÿ˜ 

And now the essential thing โ€ผ๏ธ

A few weeks ago, everyone suddenly started wondering about my peeing a lot ๐Ÿ™„ Not only do they put me in nappies - no, now they don't like my excretions either... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

I just like to drink a little too much sometimes. My favourite thing is to stand at the water jug - let it run fantastic on the top and nice and warm out the bottom ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Nora, Sybille and Julia finally put their heads together and looked all worried ๐Ÿค” It gave me the creeps ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kidney failure, diabetes and other horror epidemics ๐Ÿ˜ฐ They must be crazy โ—๏ธ

Before I knew it, we were in the car, and they had just dropped me off ๐Ÿ˜ค It will forever be my secret what happened behind the curtains of that clinic, but out I came with a bare shaved belly ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Nora and Sybille didn't pick me up for hours โ˜น๏ธ

When I heard them, I nimbly escaped from the keeper and lovingly licked Sybille's calves. She was scared ๐Ÿ˜‚ and squealed like a piglet ๐Ÿท Then they kissed me and hugged me ๐Ÿ’• my darlings ๐Ÿ’• they were so relieved. I just have to take tablets and juice for 4 weeks. Some parasites are in my blood ๐Ÿ› Bah, what a disgusting idea ๐Ÿคฎ But now I feel fit as never๐Ÿ•บ.

Our Sybille was not well either because her human company is even crazier than us. Something was going on with her work permit. Oh dear, we thought, soon we'll all be unemployed...

My God, they probably would have rationed our food ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Sybille is a two-legged doctor; phew, how undignified ๐Ÿคจ After a lot of back and forth, Everything seems to be back on track.

Humans are funny ๐Ÿค” Everything is always confused, and no one really gets their act together. There's no such frippery among us: what doesn't fit is made to work - with the teethโ€ผ๏ธ.

Well, it can rarely go wrong, but then it gets idiotic ๐Ÿ™ˆ.

The other day, these little dwarfs ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป were with us. No taller than me and on two legs.

I was daydreaming when the Tanzarie came shuffling up. Dude, she's even more annoying than the wrinkle-head ๐Ÿ˜ก I made short work of her and bit her in the head to make her disappear.

I really missed it; instead, I got one of those mini boys ๐Ÿ˜ฒ and he screamed even louder than the old lady. Sybille and the father came running. There was no blood spurting at all ๐Ÿ˜ So please, no big deal ๐Ÿ˜

Then the dwarf pointed his finger at me and shouted: HE WAS ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฐ My blood ran cold ...

Luckily Sybille and Mark were very nice to me โค๏ธ I certainly wouldn't have meant it that way. Of course notโ—๏ธDo I look like a monster?

It was a lamentable oversight.

Your pitiful and decently lovable Bobbles ๐Ÿถ

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