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📝 25 June 2022

auf deutsch & in english 😘

I'm back 🤩 Yippeeee 🥳😁

I wasn't doing so well 😢 well actually, I was, but the two-legged ones made me fuzzy 😠 and triggered writer's block 😩

So first things first...

Nora and Max were back ❤️ only they weren't around the house much at all 😢 They had better things to do with Hanna, the wrinkle-head. I would instead call her a bitch troll 👹. Sometimes this nasty beast is our daily guest. Comes in the morning and hangs out on the sofa all day 🛏 Then she looks down on us arrogantly and mobs us 😠


And now the essential thing ‼️

A few weeks ago, everyone suddenly started wondering about my peeing a lot 🙄 Not only do they put me in nappies - no, now they don't like my excretions either... 😬

I just like to drink a little too much sometimes. My favourite thing is to stand at the water jug - let it run fantastic on the top and nice and warm out the bottom 😌

Nora, Sybille and Julia finally put their heads together and looked all worried 🤔 It gave me the creeps 😱 Kidney failure, diabetes and other horror epidemics 😰 They must be crazy ❗️

Before I knew it, we were in the car, and they had just dropped me off 😤 It will forever be my secret what happened behind the curtains of that clinic, but out I came with a bare shaved belly 🙈

Nora and Sybille didn't pick me up for hours ☹️

When I heard them, I nimbly escaped from the keeper and lovingly licked Sybille's calves. She was scared 😂 and squealed like a piglet 🐷 Then they kissed me and hugged me 💕 my darlings 💕 they were so relieved. I just have to take tablets and juice for 4 weeks. Some parasites are in my blood 🐛 Bah, what a disgusting idea 🤮 But now I feel fit as never🕺.

Our Sybille was not well either because her human company is even crazier than us. Something was going on with her work permit. Oh dear, we thought, soon we'll all be unemployed...

My God, they probably would have rationed our food 😱

Sybille is a two-legged doctor; phew, how undignified 🤨 After a lot of back and forth, Everything seems to be back on track.

Humans are funny 🤔 Everything is always confused, and no one really gets their act together. There's no such frippery among us: what doesn't fit is made to work - with the teeth‼️.

Well, it can rarely go wrong, but then it gets idiotic 🙈.

The other day, these little dwarfs 👶🏻 were with us. No taller than me and on two legs.

I was daydreaming when the Tanzarie came shuffling up. Dude, she's even more annoying than the wrinkle-head 😡 I made short work of her and bit her in the head to make her disappear.

I really missed it; instead, I got one of those mini boys 😲 and he screamed even louder than the old lady. Sybille and the father came running. There was no blood spurting at all 😁 So please, no big deal 😏

Then the dwarf pointed his finger at me and shouted: HE WAS 😱‼️😤😰 My blood ran cold ...

Luckily Sybille and Mark were very nice to me ❤️ I certainly wouldn't have meant it that way. Of course not❗️Do I look like a monster?

It was a lamentable oversight.

Your pitiful and decently lovable Bobbles 🐶



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