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๐Ÿ“ 29 October 2023

auf deutsch & in english ๐Ÿ˜˜

Yeah, I know. I've been on an extended creative hiatus, and it's not going to get any better ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

I need a plan for a weekly Bobbles Blitz Blog or something ๐Ÿง because on this island ๐Ÿ๏ธ everything has become highly confusing ๐Ÿ˜  my head starts spinning since this Irish superstar โ˜˜๏ธ is also involved ๐Ÿค”

I hardly ever see Sybille any more ๐Ÿ˜ซ she has to help someone somewhere all the time, and I find out about it from Instagram. An impertinence ๐Ÿคฌ

I want to scream out loud: Ignore the other muttsโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

Aren't we enough ๐Ÿฅบ โค๏ธ who cares about these strange dogs? But of course, that wouldn't be my Sybille... ๐Ÿฅฐ

Only the fat Cindy I fell in love with ๐Ÿคช an absolute stunner ๐Ÿ˜ and her name, Cindy Crawford, is music to my ears. When she has lost a little weight with her private trainer, she can move in with me and lie in my paws at night โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

Unfortunately, that will probably only be a dream forever! I'm seldom granted any luck ๐Ÿ˜ข

And I forgot to tell you the best part because I was so shocked!

Hanna has left ๐Ÿฅณ She flew off to Germany, where our boss comes from.

Well, they got the devil in the house there ๐Ÿ˜‚ Every day, I watch the news and wait: state of emergency in Berlin or something. Hannah has taken over the Bundestag. Pay attention!!! Wanted: Grumpy Hanna! ๐Ÿคฃ

Hannah's newest friend is now an electric hoover that looks like the flying saucer, only crashed. I always knew crazy Hanna lost her marbles. ๐Ÿคฃ

So we got a new housemate, of course...

And no one ever takes the time to properly introduce us. So I thought I'd start today ๐Ÿ˜Š

The new one is Black Fabius. He has such long teeth that he scares me sometimes. He grins stupidly all the time, one ear down and one up, and everyone thinks he's cute as a button ๐Ÿ˜ค With his long teeth, he looks like a vampire ๐Ÿฆ‡ must have watched too much Vampire Diaries. Of course, he wasn't run over; no, he was shot and is now a paraplegic. Here, everyone really does what they want to get in the spotlight ๐Ÿคจ

The only man I tolerate around me is named Evans. Christian Evans, Captain America, slick dandy, Mr Nice-Guy, and deadly dull ๐Ÿฅฑ but everyone loves - me too, sometimes ๐Ÿ˜‡

The second from the Marvel brothers is Spider-Man Tobey Maguire and my mortal enemy ๐Ÿ˜ก A total ass who is, unfortunately, good looking ๐Ÿคฎ The guy only has two legs; the rest was whacked. Because he hops like a kangaroo, his butt is naturally mega-toned. It even makes me dizzy, but I have other advantages ๐Ÿค“. The girls are into him, allโ—๏ธeven the two-legged ones. That's bad enough, but my Rapunzel has fallen for him, too ๐Ÿ˜ง But Tobey only has eyes for Arya. Our eternal victim, Arya, has only three legs and a broken hip. Tobey thinks she's great, and as soon as a woman becomes attractive to a man, the rest of us take a closer look ๐Ÿ˜ men are so easy to see through ๐Ÿคท, and she has beautiful eyes ๐Ÿ˜

Sophia, the eternal diva with the silky coat, doesn't tolerate the ticks here so well ๐Ÿค” since she was bitten, she doesn't walk quite smoothly and wiggles like an electric eel ๐Ÿคญ She'd get everyone around but isn't interested in anyone, only herself ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Orange is not quite right in the head. Lovingly, Sybille says there are flowers ๐ŸŒธ and butterflies ๐Ÿฆ‹, but nothing but a load of wind inside.๐Ÿ˜… When I scare her, she jumps high in the air ๐Ÿ˜‡ but she's a good soul.

Even as a puppy, my little Rapunzel wasn't frightened. She got into a fight with a really nasty guy. He bit her back really hard, and crack cracks, her back was through ๐Ÿฅน She doesn't care; she's the coolest girl ever ๐Ÿ˜Ž

O'Malley is a douchebag and dumbass ๐Ÿ˜ He was also run over and is a paraplegic. The accident seems to have hit more than just his spine. The guy only has two brain cells, one to eat and one to grin at ๐Ÿคช.

The rest of the squad next time, because something terrible happened!!!!

They were here, the Irish superhero ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ and Lana, quite a lovely woman ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป They were shooting videos of us, and I won't be in ๐Ÿ˜ซ

To play the host, I bit Evans in the neck, just a little ๐Ÿ˜

Wow, the two-legged friends were shocked ๐Ÿคญ

Sybille was pissed off and locked me in my room for the whole time ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Again, I wasn't the centre of attention ๐Ÿ˜“ but my time will come. The best always comes at the end ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿฅณ

Your (self) in love Bobbles ๐Ÿถโค๏ธ

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